500+ Funny Wi-Fi Names That Make It 20x More Fun Going Online

Discover awesome 500+ Wi-Fi names that are bound to give a good laugh to your friends, your neighbors, and to everyone in your Wi-Fi radius!

If you’re like most people, you probably don’t think about your Wi-Fi network’s name very often. But maybe you should start! After all, what could be more fun than going online with a funny Wi-Fi name?

In this blog post, we will share over 500 of the funniest Wi-Fi names that we have ever seen. Whether you are looking for inspiration for your own network or just want to laugh, you are sure to find something here!

Extremely Funny Wi-Fi Handles

  1. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
  2. Stop Using My Wi-Fi!
  3. Go Away I’m Gaming
  4. No Wifi For You
  5. Bluetooth@Willy Wonka Factory
  6. You Shall Not Pass This
  7. 404 Network Unavailable
  8. This Is Not A Free Wi-Fi Zone
  9. Hogwarts Wi-Fi Network
  10. Avengers Network
  11. The Internet Is Down So I Pooped
  12. Get Off My Lawn Wi-Fi
  13. Yell At Your Kids Until They Get Off The Internet
  14. 404 Wi-Fi Not Found
  15. I Can Hear You Downloading
  16. This Is Not A Free Wi-Fi Zone
  17. I’m Watching you.
  18. You Shall Not Pass This
  19. Will Work For Wi-Fi
  20. Bane’s Network
  21. Big Bang Theory
  22. Bill Wi the Science Fi
  23. Can You Read This?
  24. Chuck Norris’ Wi-Fi
  25. Dad, can you hear me?
  26. Danny DeVito’s Wi-Fi
  27. Darth Vader’s Sith Network
  28. Death Star Wi-Fi Zone
  29. Forget it, Jake, it’s WiFi-Town.
  30. Get Off My Lawn
  31. Go-Go Router Ranger
  32. House of the Rising LAN
  33. I Believe I Can Fight
  34. It Burns When I PING
  35. John Wilkes Bluetooth
  36. LAN of Milk and Honey
  37. LANdownunder
  38. Last House on the Leftovers Wi-Fi
  39. Livin’ La Vida LAN
  40. Lord of the Pings
  41. Mars Rover Wi-Fi
  42. Matrix Reloaded Wi-Fi
  43. Misfits
  44. Moofia
  45. NASA Space Network
  46. Netscape Navigator
  47. Network?
  48. I Hardly Know Her!
  49. No Internet Access Available Here
  50. Once You Go BlackHat
  51. You Never dare
  52. Y Wi-Fi
  53. Wi-Fi Gang
  54. Take it or make it
  55. Wi-Fi Life
  56. Wi-Fi is Coming
  57. Don’t ask for the Wi-Fi password

Clever, Funny, And Pun-Filled Wi-Fi Names

If you’re looking for something a little more clever, funny, or pun-filled, we’ve got you covered there too! Here are some of our favorites:

  1. ACDC Wi-Fi
  2. All Your Bandwidth Belongs to Us
  3. Anonymously Yours Wi-Fi
  4. Arrested Development
  5. Bandwidth Place
  6. Batman and Robin
  7. Big Lebowski Wi-Fi Zone
  8. Bill Clinton’s Wi-Fi
  9. Bob’s Burgers
  10. Boomerang Wi-Fi
  11. Breaking Bad
  12. Castaway Island Resort & Spa
  13. Chernobyl Internet Café
  14. Clever Wi-Fi Names for Your Network
  15. ClueFinders
  16. Coffee Shop Wi-Fi
  17. Coldplay – Viva La Vida
  18. Comcastic!
  19. Confucius Say…You Need a New Router!
  20. Conspiracy Theories and Aliens Wi-Fi
  21. Cookie Monster’s Cookie Jar
  22. Daft Punk – Around the World
  23. Dangerous Liaisons
  24. Dark Knight Wi-Fi
  25. Dead Weiner Walking
  26. Death Star Canteen
  27. Default Gateway
  28. Definitely Not Viruses Wi-Fi
  29. Denied Access: Restricted Area
  30. Lonely Island feat. Justin Timberlake
  31. Dilbert’s Cubicle
  32. Dunder Mifflin
  33. E=MC Hammered
  34. Edward Snowden’s Laptop
  35. Epic Sax Guy – Tenor saxophone version
  36. FCC Wi-Fi
  37. Flash Gordon’s Aesthetic Clinic
  38. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  39. Fruit Basket
  40. Full House
  41. Get Off My Cloud
  42. Glee Wi-Fi Club
  43. Go Away We’re full
  44. God’s WiFi
  45. Goodfellas
  46. Google Free Wi-Fi
  47. Gossip Girl
  48. Guest Network
  49. Hackers and Solitary Diners Only!
  50. Hannibal Lecter’s Wi-Fi
  51. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
  52. Heisenberg’s Blue Meth Lab
  53. Home Alone Wi-Fi Network
  54. House of Cards
  55. I am the Internet, AMA
  56. I Do Not Agree With Your Terms and Conditions
  57. I still think Dora is lost
  58. I’m a banana
  59. Imma let you finish but…
  60. It’s A Small World After All
  61. Ivy League Wi-Fi
  62. Jaws Wi-Fi
  63. Jimmy Neutron’s Brain Blast!
  64. Ke$ha – Tik Tok (feat. Pitbull)
  65. Keyboard Cat!
  66. Kim Kardashian’s Wi-Fi
  67. Konami Code – Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A
  68. Lady Gaga – Poker Face
  69. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
  70. Lil Wayne – Lollipop (feat. Static Major)
  71. Wi-Fi Hub
  72. Linkin Park – Numb
  73. Lost in Translation
  74. Malware Infested Router
  75. Maroon Five – Maps
  76. Matrix Wi-Fi
  77. Michael Jackson – Thriller
  78. Minecraft – “Cave Game”
  79. Mission Impossible Theme Song
  80. Monty Python’s Flying Circus
  81. MythBusters Wi-Fi
  82. Naked DSL
  83. Naruto – “Gonna be the best day”
  84. NSA Surveillance Van #545
  85. No Internet Access
  86. Nobody Steals My Wifi But Me!
  87. Non-Stop PING of Death
  88. Of Mice and Men
  89. One Ring to Rule Them All…And Your Wi-Fi
  90. One Wi-Fi to Rule Them All
  91. Only for Dwarves and Hobbits
  92. Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo…Wi-Fi!
  93. Orange is the New Black
  94. Peanuts – “Good Grief”
  95. Pick up your Luggage and Wi-Fi
  96. Pink Floyd – The Wall
  97. Please Hack Responsibly
  98. Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  99. Pulp Fiction
  100. Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody
  101. Rickroll’d
  102. Rocky & Bullwinkle
  103. Run Like the Winded
  104. Searching…
  105. Secret Government Facility Entrance Wi-Fi
  106. Silence of the Lambs
  107. SkyNet Global Defense Network
  108. Skynet – Terminator Salvation
  109. Smells Like Teen Spirit – Nirvana
  110. Snowden’s Safe House
  111. South Park Wi-Fi
  112. Starbucks Wi-Fi
  113. Starfleet Academy
  114. Star Trek – The Next Generation
  115. Stranger Things
  116. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
  117. Survivor – Eye of the Tiger
  118. System of a Down – Chop Suey!
  119. The A-Team Wi-Fi
  120. The Big Bang Theory
  121. The Dark Knight Rises
  122. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
  123. The Flinstones
  124. The Godfather
  125. The Matrix
  126. The Office
  127. The Shawshank Redemption
  128. The Simpson’s Wi-Fi
  129. They Live – “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m
  130. all out of bubblegum”
  131. This is a Wi-Fi Network?
  132. Time Warner Cable Free Wi-Fi
  133. Top Gun – “Danger Zone”
  134. Totally Not Virus WiFi
  135. Toxic Waste Dump
  136. Transformers – More than Meets the Eye
  137. Tyrell Corporation
  138. Unprotected CeX
  139. Upstairs Neighbor Wi-Fi
  140. V for Vendetta
  141. Verizon FiOS Free WiFi
  142. WEP is for the Weak
  143. We Will Find You…And Connect You!
  144. Welcome to the Jungle – Guns N’ Roses
  145. Westworld
  146. What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas
  147. What is the Matrix?
  148. Wi-Fi Network? Why Not Zoidberg?
  149. Will Work for Wi-Fi
  150. Winter Is Coming
  151. World of Warcraft
  152. You Shall Not Pass!
  153. You Will Be Assimilated
  154. Your data is our data now
  155. Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide
  156. You are a zombie
  157. Zoolander – “Really, really, really good looking”
  158. My ZOO-WIFI
  159. Account is through the ROOF!
  160. Red Yellow Mellow
  161. Edward Snowden’s Laptop
  162. FCC Wi-Fi
  163. Flash Gordon’s Aesthetic Clinic
  164. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  165. Fruit Basket
  166. WIFI Melody
  167. I am done.
  168. In a nutshell.
  169. Beyond the limits.
  170. Wi Sky Fi
  171. Something Fun
  172. Lie Liar
  173. SkyNet Global Defense Network
  174. The Matrix
  175. Winter Is Coming
  176. You Will Be Assimilated
  177. Your data is our data now
  178. The IT Guy from Dunder Mifflin Scranton
  179. Hot Summer days
  180. Timmy’s Wi-Fi
  181. Secrets of Linda
  182. My Wi-Fi is not your Wi-Fi
  183. You can’t handle my Wi-Fi
  184. This is our Wi-Fi, there are many like it but this one is ours
  185. 404 – Wi-Fi not found
  186. I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.
  187. This is Sparta!!!
  188. Connect to me and no one gets hurt!
  189. Only for Dwarves and Hobbits
  190. Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo…Wi-Fi!
  191. Pick up your Luggage and Wi-Fi
  192. Pulp Fiction
  193. Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody
  194. Rocky & Bullwinkle
  195. Run Like the Winded
  196. The Go-Team Wi-Fi
  197. The Big House
  198. The Dark Knight Rises
  199. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
  200. The Flinestones
  201. The Godfather

Cool Funny Wi-Fi Handles

They say that a man’s name reflects his character, so why not choose one that perfectly captures the way you talk? And for sure you are the coolest human on the Earth so, your Wi-Fi name needs to be cool yet witty. Here is a list of some fun and unique names out there for your Wi-Fi.

Pick one and make it your own. For sure, these will be an icebreaker at your next party!

  1. 007 Wi-Fi
  2. Bond. James Bond
  3. Gangsta Paradise
  4. Hogwarts Express
  5. I’m Watching You
  6. LAN of the Dead
  7. Nacho Wi-Fi Network
  8. fa Wi-Fi Network
  9. The Matrix
  10. Transformers
  11. Ninja Network
  12. One Ring to Rule Them All
  13. Optimus Prime
  14. Router of the Lost Ark
  15. The A-Team Network
  16. The Dark Knight Rises
  17. The Godfather
  18. The Hulk
  19. The Italian Job
  20. The Lord of the Rings
  21. Thor’s Hammer
  22. X-Men Network
  23. You Shall Not Pass!
  24. Zombie Apocalypse Survival Network
  25. Free for today only
  26. Hacking you
  27. Wi 3
  28. Cut the wire
  29. Why not?
  30. Wi-Fi is the hero

Funny Wi-Fi Names That Will Make You Smile

We all know that laughter is the best medicine, so why not add a little humor to your life with a funny Wi-Fi name? Not only will it make you smile, but it will also make your neighbors laugh too!

Here are some of our favorites:

  1. Access Denied
  2. Airplane Mode
  3. Area 51
  4. Bigfoot’s Lair
  5. Binary Fortress
  6. Black Hole
  7. Bob’s Burgers
  8. Camp Crystal Lake
  9. Castle Greyskull
  10. Cloudy with a Chance of Wi-Fi
  11. Daisy’s Destruction Derby
  12. Death Star
  13. Don’t Look
  14. Dunder Mifflin
  15. Fight Club
  16. Flash’s Speed Force
  17. Gilligan’s Island
  18. Go Away
  19. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
  20. House Targaryen
  21. Imperial Starfleet Comm Network
  22. Itchy & Scratchy Land
  23. Hilarious people stink
  24. There is a magic password
  25. Not to worry cops
  26. You c me
  27. Blind mode
  28. Wi-Fi in the eye
  29. Fight for Wi-Fi
  30. Wi-Fi wifey

Funny And Unique Wi-Fi Names

If you are looking for something a little more unique, then these funny and unique Wi-Fi names are sure to get you noticed!

  1. Angry Birds
  2. Batman
  3. Battle star
  4. Bender
  5. Breaking Bad
  6. Dexter
  7. Doctor Who
  8. Dora the Explorer
  9. Duck Dynasty
  10. Facebook star
  11. Game of Thrones
  12. Google
  13. Gossip Girl
  14. Grumpy Cat
  15. Harry Potter
  16. Homer Simpson
  17. House of Cards
  18. How I Met Your Mother
  19. I Love Lucy
  20. Indiana Jones
  21. Jurassic Park
  22. High up in the sky
  23. Kids These Days
  24. Lost in Space
  25. Miami Vice Mongols
  26. Myth
  27. Follow me
  28. Wise man Wi-Fi
  29. Why u cry when there is Wi-Fi
  30. Life in a Wi-Fi
  31. A story of all.
  32. Not for you.
  33. Pasta La vista
  34. Paris in Africa
  35. 313 Disconnect
  36. Bad error
  37. Internet Don
  38. Mafia
  39. 314 High Volta
  40. Gang of fifty

Technically Funny Wi-Fi Names

If you want to show off your tech-savvy side, then these technically funny Wi-Fi names are perfect for you!

  1. 303 Unavailable
  2. Bluetooth
  3. Computer Virus
  4. Defragmenting
  5. DNS Error
  6. Ethernet
  7. Firewall
  8. Google Chrome
  9. Internet Explorer for u
  10. IPvanish
  11. iPod Touch
  12. LAN Party
  13. Malware
  14. Microsoft Word
  15. Norton AntiVirus
  16. Ping of Death
  17. PowerPoint Presentation
  18. Trojan Horse Virus
  19. Wi-Fi Not Found
  20. Want Wi-Fi
  21. Hack it.
  22. Code my life.
  23. Error 505
  24. Wi-Fi Virus
  25. Married to Wi-Fi
  26. Go Police
  27. Wi-Fi in need.
  28. My Bandwidth.
  29. Link lost.
  30. Hello Wi-Fi
  31. Life error
  32. Wi-Fi Access Memory
  33. Breakthrough
  34. Smells like a dog.
  35. Free not Free
  36. Hi Wi-Fi
  37. No passcode
  38. Engineer is genius
  39. No 1 Wi-Fi
  40. Highland

Hilarious Wi-Fi Names

These hilarious Wi-Fi names are sure to make you laugh out loud!

  1. Fool is so cool
  2. 321 Network Unavailable
  3. Access Denied
  4. Airplane Mode
  5. Angry Bees
  6. Area 51
  7. Bigfoot’s Lair
  8. Binary Fortress
  9. Black Hole
  10. Bob’s Burgers
  11. Camp Crystal Lake
  12. Hello from the same side
  13. Brother get your own Wi-Fi
  14. Not for use
  15. Boss Bitch Baby
  16. Not Connected
  17. Use your own
  18. Hacked
  19. Maddy’s router
  20. Access not allowed
  21. A loser in the garden
  22. Pay the bill
  23. Where’s my credit
  24. I am serious
  25. You shall proof
  26. Sammy’s network
  27. Step into the Wi-Fi world
  28. No entry
  29. Connection Lost
  30. Wi-Fi World

Smart Wi-Fi Names

Wi-Fi names can make a world of difference. They’re like your signature that says what you want to represent and who are really belongs in this space so If you want to show off your smarts, then these Wi-Fi names are perfect for you!

  1. Albert Einstein
  2. Bill Gates
  3. Carnegie Mellon Lad
  4. Harvard is fun
  5. MIT chats
  6. Newton’s buddy
  7. Nikola Tesla
  8. Stanford buddy
  9. Stephen Hawking
  10. The Big Bang
  11. This is it sis
  12. Squid
  13. LAN Talent
  14. Go on
  15. The Mad Ping
  16. Dumb and Dumber
  17. Taken
  18. Already in use
  19. Occupied
  20. Under construction
  21. Out of order
  22. Unavailable
  23. Viruses
  24. Westinghouse
  25. Hello it’s me genie
  26. Access Denied
  27. Life of a brat
  28. Bring it on
  29. Bring Forth
  30. Foe and Friend

Comical Wi-Fi Names

These comical Wi-Fi names are sure to make you laugh out loud!

  1. Abracadabra
  2. Hocus Pocus
  3. I’m not a wizard
  4. I’m not a witch
  5. Just for kicks
  6. Kick me
  7. Nope, still not a puppet
  8. Wizard
  9. Abraham links
  10. Life short
  11. Moon in the sky
  12. Lonely Wi-Fi
  13. Virus Loading
  14. Safest web
  15. Harry potter web
  16. Malware
  17. Miscommunicated
  18. Leave it
  19. Have it
  20. Password is 9211
  21. Shanked or shaking
  22. Not for you
  23. The creep is here
  24. The force
  25. The panic at cisco
  26. Wi-Fi password is not a joke
  27. Nacho Wi-Fi
  28. Silence of the WAN
  29. It burns.
  30. Wi-Fi Hi-Fi

Wi-Fi Names For Neighbors

Wi-Fi Names for Neighbors !!

A great way to create a unique Wi-Fi name is by using anime character names. For example, if your neighbor’s device has the corresponding number of stars in their profile then they will be deemed “星” which translates into a star on internet radio waves.

Some other great examples of anime-inspired Wi-Fi names

  1. Goku from Dragon Ball Z
  2. Sailor Moon
  3. Naruto Uz
  4. umaki
  5. Luffy from One Piece
  6. Light Yagami from Death Note
  7. Kirito from Sword Art Online
  8. Eren Jaeger from Attack on Titan
  9. Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto
  10. Ken Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul
  11. Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach
  12. Natsu Dragneel from
  13. Fairy Tail
  14. Kirigaya Kazuto from Sword Art Online
  15. Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist
  16. Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece
  17. Roronoa Zoro from One Piece
  18. Nami from One Piece
  19. Uzumaki Naruto from Naruto
  20. Sakura Haruno from Naruto

If you want to go the extra mile, you can even add in special characters like hearts or sparkles to really make your Wi-Fi name stand out!

  1. Not for free
  2. Can’t touch this
  3. Don’t even try it
  4. I’m watching you
  5. Back off
  6. This is my Wi-Fi
  7. You can’t have it
  8. Get your own Wi-Fi
  9. Keep out!
  10. No signal for you!
  11. 404 Network Unavailable
  12. Fast LAN
  13. Virus home
  14. Hogwarts Virus
  15. Up all night
  16. Purchase it
  17. Go Alone
  18. Cheating on my Wi-Fi
  19. Bang Bang
  20. Bill paid?
  21. Life is web
  22. w-i-f-i fun
  23. Total loss
  24. Skynet is mine
  25. Don’t cross your limit
  26. Make it funny
  27. Stop being a mooch
  28. Virus affected
  29. Wi-Fi world
  30. Access denied


These are just a few of the creative and funny Wi-Fi names that you can use to make your home or office network more fun! What are some of your favorite Wi-Fi names? Let us know in the comments below!

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So, these are some of the best and most funny Wi-Fi names that you can use for your home network. Be sure to choose one that perfectly suits your personality! And don’t forget to share this with your friends so they can also have a laugh. After all, laughter is the best medicine.

We hope you enjoyed this list of funny Wi-Fi names! If you have any other suggestions, feel free to leave them in the comments below. And don’t forget to share this with your friends so they can get a good laugh too! Thanks for reading!